Mocha

My name is Mocha. I'm a seven year old cat and the matriarch of the family. I am all black with a few stray white hairs that one of those tall things keeps trying to pluck out with tweezers. When I was younger I was thin and active, but one day those tall things took me to the vet. After that I didn't care so much about Toms, and I gained weight. I don't care. I want loving and you better give it. I will purr so loud and squeaky that you'll think the refridgerator is broken. My turn ons are being petted, flashlights, being petted, laying on keyboards, being petted, and peas. My turn offs are kittens and being called Stinky Butt.