My name is Emerald. I'm a nine-year-old cat and the patriarch of the family. I wear a black and white tuxedo, white gloves and shoes, and I demand respect. My eyes are green, per my name, and they've seen many things over the years. I like felt squares, tuna, and being scratched in the ears. My turn-offs are kids, loud noises, and having my butt combed. Yes I'm heavy, 19 pounds, but that's the way I've been most of my life. Deal with it.
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